Fragile and superfluous

I don't know why I love the Olsen twins, but I know I really, really do.

I just want to keep them as pets and occasionally feed them a decent meal, and raid their wardrobes so I too can look like an anorexic homeless person.

Yesterday I made myself a badge with their face on it.

This is getting unhealthy.

Isn't that the point?

I remember listening to this on the radio while i was in the car with mum when i was about 14 and thinking it was the coolest thing ever.

I still kind of think that.

Our love is a love that never dies,
Our love is the prettiest tie that ties,
Our love is a dinosaur that tries and tries,
and tries and tries and tries and tries.

Today, I want to dance to this for hours and hours and hours.

I hope you all have days as lovely as mine.

I don't care if it hurts, I wanna have control...

Today, this is my mind. Play the song while you look at the pictures.

Don't worry, it's a good feeling.

You're so fuckin' special.

I'm a creep.



You are so beautiful to me.

Learn it by heart and repeat it daily.



That is how I feel about all of you.

Smile.

Behind the curtain...

My mum sent me an email full of amazing photos, and i was so impressed with some of them that i thought I'd post them up here.

 

They are unexpected, cute, occasionally disturbing (hello Sean?), but all completely new to me, and hopefully to you too.

 

I just want to be friends with those two. So adorable. And Jane Fonda, who knew she could be so cute?

Coolest dude in the mutha' flippin' world, right here.

My mum pointed out that these guys just look like they've been really poorly photo shopped from different sized pictures. How much do you want to hug Harrison Ford though? Yum.

This one was the real revelation for me. For all that everyone talks about JFK and Marilyn, the only photo I've ever seen of them together was taken just after she sang him Happy Birthday. This photo really is one in a million, and i wonder why it's not more famous. You can really feel a tenderness between them.

I know i keep saying I'm going to post more instead of just showing some photos and running away, but I'm in the Internet wasteland at the moment. I have no connection at my house, and my iTouch is being stroppy, so I'm stealing minutes at university (that's right, i travelled 3 miles to write this post, that's how dedicated i am to you guys!). As soon as I'm connected again I'll be posting all kinds of exciting things, i promise.

Helpful hints.

I just re-found this video, which my beautiful and talented friend Angelina sent me at the beginning of the summer. I hope you find it as helpful and informative as I did.

How to Make a Situation About You: When Your Friend Needs To Talk	UCBcomedy.com
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There's a whole series of them, in case you need more advice. Here's the link if you're curious.
http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/play/6260/how-to-make-a-situation-about-you

I hope you all have wonderful days.

In the mean time...

Hello lovers
Ok, so I'm back in Brighton for the rest of the year, so i can catch up with my sorely neglected blog. I have many things i want to say, but they're gonna require a little bit of time and effort to get up here, so for now i just want to say I've had an amazing summer with my wonderful mother whom i love, and i hope that when she gets off the plane she watches these videos and they make her laugh.



That one was random, this one has a purpose. We stayed up until 3AM on more than one occasion because of these gentlemen. I blame my eye bags on them.



You can't tell me that I'm not giving you hot pants.