Thursday, 18 September 2008

It'd be more funny if it were less terrifying...

Maybe if we keep laughing at her she'll go away. The woman honestly believes that Jonah lived in the stomach of a whale, that the earth was made in 6 days, and that dinosaurs are only there to test our faith. It's a choice between laughing or hiding under the bed...

if i didn't already love the daily show, this would do it.

and finally, if those changed your mind and you want a new candidate then why not try this one?

Friday, 12 September 2008

Saw your girl with the short brown hair

Short hair is awesome, i refuse to have anyone tell me otherwise.
Obviously it would help if i looked like these girls, but the hair is a definite start!

On a side note, Natalie is the perfect woman, I'm 100% in love with her.

Short hair is awesome because it's sexy in a completely non-obvious way. It's the opposite of the big tits and fake tan look that dominates so much of the world. It's subtle, confident and subversive, and subversive is almost always sexy, because it's brave enough to be different.

So basically, i love my hair.

Thursday, 11 September 2008

We're hiding like elephants when they're happy.

All right, I'll count to 8, and if you haven't smiled, I'll strangle you.

It's silly, but I love you. I wanted to see you, to see if I'd want to see you.

What is your greatest ambition in life?
To become immortal... and then die.

There has never been anyone more perfect than Jean Seberg. She makes me want to learn french and fall in love with criminals.
If you haven't seen Breathless, i order you to watch it right now.

"Suicide carried off many, drink and the Devil took care of the rest."

It seems the French do everything better, but i suppose they have been cultivating an air of superior, aloof discontent since time began, so i guess protesting comes naturally.

Monday, 1 September 2008


I'm an unashamed addict. I find it genuinely difficult and more than slightly upsetting if i miss a week. I have a file on my computer with ones that I've saved because they meant something special to me, or they made me laugh, or cry, or think, or just because i thought they were pretty.

Here are some of those saved ones.

This one is probably my all time favourite. I had it as my desktop background for a little while and like to pretend that someone wrote it to me. When I'm feeling down I read it and try to convince myself to think the same way.